Just this week we were talking about names at work, and how people get teased or get nicknames.
Miles had a bunch (I can see for miles..., miles from nowhere..., kilometer, etc.)
Andrew didn't want to relive the horrors of his youth.
A favorite of mine was a variant of the one-armed/one-legged person jokes: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a cafeteria? Trey
Of course Jeff had us all beat. His last name is Weener.
But, working at Intel, everyone thinks they're just clever as all get out when they call Simone s1m0ne.