Just saw a "Direct TV" ad.
Cute little black kid comes up to his dad and asks the him to read a story.
The dad is torn because he's watching TV. The dad realizes that he can pause
the football game on TV with a push of a button (Direct TV must have Tivo-like
capabilities). He amazes the kid with his powers over the TV. They then have
a great time starting and pausing the football game at will.
Wow, what a wonderful thing. What a role-model for all fathers.
Screw reading to your kids, just show them TV.