It Took A Week To Negotiate With The Fisherman For The Body

I keep plugging away at the headline contest, and I'm a runner up again.

I thought my headline sounded vaguely humorous when I wrote it, but I don't think so any longer. I guess they found it funny (or were hard up for headlines).

Check it: Overheard in New York | Beats Waking Up in Jersey

(my headlines) "It Took A Week To Negotiate With The Fisherman For The Body"
Girl #1: Her brother died.
Girl #2: Oh.
Girl #1: Yeah, they found his body in the Hudson last week.