Mary and I went to the beach for the week after Christmas.  As opposed to driving into work every day, I've been working from Seaside for the past few days.  There's a little coffee shop, Espresso Connection, that has free Wi-Fi.
The italian sodas are tasty, if a bit expensive.  But I figure that's the price I pay for working from the coast.
There were some interesting characters that came through the shop in the past week.  Here were a few of choice quotes:
"It's an ice machine, I don't know why it's spitting out so much damn heat." (Someone obviously didn't pay attention in physics class.)
Two people were complaining about money: "I've got 4 TV's, but that doesn't mean they're nice."
No explanation needed:
   Q: "You ever get your cigarettes in the mail?"
   A: "No, I've got 20 cartons in the mail.  They're all lost in the mail."
And I wasn't sure what to make of the last one:
   "He didn't need to be drinking a beer while having that radioactive stuff put into him."
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