So, I'm "working" from the Morning Star Cafe in Seaside right now. They've technically closed, but the music is jamming and they're in no rush to kick me out. Plus, I get to sit on a leopard print couch with monarch butterfly pillows, so they're going to have to drag me out of here.
Anyway, the reason I'm writing is that some of the owner's girls are trying to kill flies with a fly-swatter. Now, it's not your ordinary fly-swatter, it happens to look like a small, plastic tennis racquet. But wait, that's not all. It is electric!
Yes boys and girls, you no longer have to hit the flies against something, you can just sweep them out of the air with a tiny little zap. I've gotta find me one of these things.