So, I was leaving work on Wednesday. It'd been a sunny day, but a bit cool. As I was walking through the parking lot I saw a guy heading toward his car wearing a heavy jacket and shorts. I immediately thought, "dork, who wears shorts when it's chilly."
For those who don't interact with me much, I almost always wear shorts - except formal occasions and when I ski. I just had to laugh to myself as I said "dork" - but it just came out.