Saturday, February 04, 2006

Slap Your Grandma?

I was at the gym today, working out in front of the standard 3 TVs.

Fox News and ESPN were both showing commercials, and the middle TV grabbed my attention. It was CMT (country music television), but the only way I could tell was that a hill-billy looking guy wearing a cowboy hat was on it - everything else was straight out of a rap/hip-hop video. There were all sorts of impossibly shaped women wearing pants/skirts/flaps of cloth shorter than Jessica Simpson's "Daisy Dukes", shaking their rump, dancing around. The cowboy even had some bling-bling, two large "rings" on each hand - one said "Honky" and the other said "Tonk".

It was a "country" music video, for a song named "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" - I kid you not.

Sure, the eye-candy was nice, but the lyrics were absolutely ridiculous. "Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong" and "Shut my mouth, slap your grandma". Slap your grandma?

Is Trace Adkins really that dumb? Or is he pure genius?

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