I won't gross you out with any pictures, but I've got an ingrown toenail. Normally, it's not something I'd blog about. I'm gonna get it fixed - I just saw a foot doctor today and it'll be taken care of next week.
The interesting/funny part is that he decided to trim up the nail today so the toe has some time to heal (reduce inflammation). He pulled out the shiny toe-nail clippers - the ones that look like the nice ones you'd find in a grooming kit. He reached over, squeezed the handles, pop! the clippers broke. He had to break out the industrial clippers to take care of mine.
The nails are nice and healthy, no fungus or anything. Just super-strong nails, which won't be ingrown as of next Wednesday.
I hope my insurance covers nail clippers.